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I am becoming strong.
I am becoming fit.
I am becoming healthy.
I am learning.
I am confused.
I will be fine.
I am aware that Nate Dogg has appeared on The Sopranos twice, however I do not watch the show. I have a close friend that watches it. That's not how I know that fact. I saw it on the internet.
I like pizza.
I sometimes like to watch films.
I am a fun person and easy to get along with.
I love my job.
I shop at Abu Bakar - pretty regularly actually.
I like ice cream. I had some today.
I was on television. Maybe.

Kebab

How you gonna get a husband when you come on all direct like that?
Too direct, too much like a slut
Dignity is what you need
You seem to be aiming for a modern kind of geezerbird dignity, but it falls flat on its arse pal
You come across like a slag
A fucking slut
Get a life
Get a new direction
Or just get out of my face
My future wife won't behave like that
That was pathetic
What did you want to achieve?
A cock?
My cock?
My cock in your face?
Pathetic
You seen the show One Foot In The Grave before?
You remember Jean Warboys?
You remind me of her
You make me sick
You turn me off
You put me off wanking
You make me hate modern sexual conventions

I'm not saying I don't want excitement
But I don't want you
And
I
don't
like
your
face.

Da rhivver ooze

I can do this, I can do this, I feel good, I feel strong

I am positive

I am awake

I have left them, it, that, the thing; it's all over and now I feel strong

I will do something positive, I will... go home, I will... stay home
My home is here, this my home, I am a tidy person
I can organise things well and work both alone and as part of a team
It's fine, no it really is this time, I'm not lying, I don't have to lie now
I'm not a liar, I will deliver something.

What's my name?

Tosserface, or tosshead if you know me from back in Keighley. Mad times they were.

B-aha

Q. Who let the dogs out?

A. I did.

Buzzed - her rhymes

Tit's 'n' ass, dog and bone, milk of magnesia, muppets, wacky, nostalgia, cutoff point, crisis, let's pretend, shut up, no thanks, not me, can't remember.

Your friends, my friends.
Your house, my house.
Your ideas, my ideas.
Equal. Well that's fine then.

Barbara, where did you put the fucking keys?
You always ruin everything.
This is getting worse and worse.
Shitter every shit day. Mickey mouse.
Barbara, why do you always have to move things?
I like my magazines to be spread around the house, not in the pissing shed.
The pissing shed.
When was the last time you actively listened to something I said.
This is just bloody stupid.

Come to ... to see ... on ... the ... with ... and ... from ... - it's gonna be fuckin' ... man, a bit cosmic like!

I admit

Me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included, me included. Always said that. I'm not doing too bad a job. I'm changing a bit. I'm ready to go very deep on this one. Ready to delve in. To get involved, as it were. I can travel alone. That's fine. Make it up as I go along. Driver!