Kebab

How you gonna get a husband when you come on all direct like that?
Too direct, too much like a slut
Dignity is what you need
You seem to be aiming for a modern kind of geezerbird dignity, but it falls flat on its arse pal
You come across like a slag
A fucking slut
Get a life
Get a new direction
Or just get out of my face
My future wife won't behave like that
That was pathetic
What did you want to achieve?
A cock?
My cock?
My cock in your face?
Pathetic
You seen the show One Foot In The Grave before?
You remember Jean Warboys?
You remind me of her
You make me sick
You turn me off
You put me off wanking
You make me hate modern sexual conventions

I'm not saying I don't want excitement
But I don't want you
And
I
don't
like
your
face.

Da rhivver ooze

I can do this, I can do this, I feel good, I feel strong

I am positive

I am awake

I have left them, it, that, the thing; it's all over and now I feel strong

I will do something positive, I will... go home, I will... stay home
My home is here, this my home, I am a tidy person
I can organise things well and work both alone and as part of a team
It's fine, no it really is this time, I'm not lying, I don't have to lie now
I'm not a liar, I will deliver something.