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When does it stop? It doesn't.
Why did it start? You made it.
How much longer will it go on for? Until you make it stop.
How do I make it stop? Apparently you can't.

Will my face ever look any different? No chance.
What if I have plastic surgery? You'll always know that you were born an ugly little twat.
Why do I keep having nosebleeds? Because you're a right weak cunt.
At least that's better than being a right tit? You'll never touch anyone's tit.

What purpose do you serve? I'm here to help you.
How do you help me? I don't, but do you?
Who are you in with? You.
How the devil am I? Finished matey boy.