In the real life chain of events, Rat and Mole do not go on a boat ride.
What really happens is this: Rat initiates Mole's sexual awakening by politely but firmly 'suggesting' (with gun pointed to confused animal cranium) that Mole should suck him off.
Mole knows no better, as he has spent his entire life underground. He doesn't even have a TV. Imagine that? Fucking ridiculous. He has to get Badger to tape Big Brother for him.
Eventually, Mole becomes a 'muscle Mary' and outgrows Rat on the gay scene. This is far too much for the possessive Rat to bear, and at night he sits in his boat wondering how the hell Mole could be so audacious as to 'outgrow' him (that's the word the relationship councilor used anyway).
Mole is a bastard for being disloyal to Rat, his master and sole guiding light.
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